What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me! LMAO
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles? Hey, man.
Your forehead so big John cena could wrestle on it
this one time i said that john cena looks like crap but i realised i cant see him LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater." Fiancee:Break a leg
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D
One day I went to talk to my friend. "Hi John!" I said. No response. "Oh yea." I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button. "Hope that helps."
John kreeses forehead broke when silver hit ‘‘em in the forehead
God promised John that if he came 1st he would get an eternal life but instead he came 5th and got a kettle!
John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.
no one: literally no one: Abraham Lincoln: *dies* John Wilkes Booth: *ranks up*
one day, little Sally hears the phone ringing. she picks it up "Hello, this is daddy, Sally. Is your mom nearby." Sally says, "No, shes upstairs with Uncle john" "Uncle john? i don't know an Uncle John." "no, no, no, you must be mistaken, daddy" "no i'm sure there's no one named Uncle John in our family." "Okay, but why did you call?" Says Sally. "Ummm no reason, just tell mommy that daddy's pulling into the driveway right now." "Okay daddy!"
*long pause*
"Okay daddy! I did it!' "Great job Sally! What did she says?"
"Mommy said OH FU.. and then she ran around with no clothes on and tripped on the carpet and hit her head on the bookshelf. shes now resting it looks like... then Uncle John screams and jumps out the window into the swimming pool, but of course we took all the water out this winter..."
then dad replies "Swimming pool? we dont have a...is this 468-1843?"
Rapeboat makes Elton John seem straight
Wats diffrence between Elton John and rapboat? Elton is talented, rich and openly gay, rapboat got fuck all talent, no money and not out the closet yet
Doctor: tomorrow is like John cena, you won’t see it
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
Yo mama so fat that John cena couldn’t get her down with a attitude adjustment
