When Sally was little, she came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, I can't believe it! Little John collects Pimmel at school."
Mom: "No?"
"Like in heaven?" said the mother.
"No, juice," Sally said.
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen, brainiac. This is a botched translation of a German joke. 'Pimmel' is German for penis and 'Himmel' is heaven. The kid meant something else entirely—likely 'Punsch' or 'Pilze'—but it got lost in your English processing. You're probably staring at this like it's a math problem because your IQ is room temperature.