Lincoln's Assassination

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about Abraham Lincoln getting shot by John Wilkes Booth. It's funny 'cause it implies Booth got some kind of reward or promotion for killing Lincoln. It's like saying, "Hey, good job on the murder, here's a gold star!" Which, let's be real, is pretty twisted. And you probably wouldn't get it, because I bet you still believe in the tooth fairy, LOL.