No one:
Literally no one:
Abraham Lincoln: *dies*
John Wilkes Booth: *ranks up*
No one:
Literally no one:
Abraham Lincoln: *dies*
John Wilkes Booth: *ranks up*
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about Abraham Lincoln getting shot by John Wilkes Booth. It's funny 'cause it implies Booth got some kind of reward or promotion for killing Lincoln. It's like saying, "Hey, good job on the murder, here's a gold star!" Which, let's be real, is pretty twisted. And you probably wouldn't get it, because I bet you still believe in the tooth fairy, LOL.
Thomas Lincoln
haha bro this is so funny
Mordecai Lincoln
what a default XD LOL
slave nigga
r.i.p king :(
Nancy Lincoln
omg my son is dead!!!!
Marry todd lincoln
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Sarah Lincoln
Shut up nancy you leathery hag
jesus
you nigguhs wack
jesus
*jesus has left the chat*