John jokes
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
Hey John, how are you going?
Helium, yeah good, what about you?
(Hey Liam)
John is not funny.
What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?
John fucked them both in the rear.
John
justin bever be like in ohio
John took a bath with bubbles.
Bubbles was a man.
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.
Why did John throw the butter out? Because John wanted to see the butterfly.
Don't you just hate it when you're the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover, and then you hear, "Prank em, John?"
At baseball practice...
"Hey John, did you bring the bucket of balls?"
"No, but I got two right here."
Wanna hear a funny joke?
John's life.
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.
John: Hi, boss, it is raining heavily today, so I will not be coming.
Boss: You stated in your job application that swimming was your hobby, so see you at 11 AM.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despesso.
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
John, I like your cut, G.
Hello, are you there?
Yes, who are you?
My name is Watt.
What’s your name?
Watt’s my name.
Yes, what is your name?
My name is John Watt.
John What?
Yes, are you Jones?
No, I’m Knott.
Will you tell me your name?
Will Knott.
Why not?
My name is Knott.
Not what?
Not Watt, Knott!
*hangs up*