At baseball practice... Hey John did you bring the bucket of balls? No but I got two right here
What do you call a sad Coffee
Despesso
And the lord said unto john come forth and you will receive eternal life, but john came fifth and won a toaster
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died... His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
dont you just hate when your the first one sleep at the sleepover and then you hear ''Prank em John"
And God said to John, "Come forth and you shall be granted eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
Man: Cow milk is drinkable Other man: How do you know that? Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth* Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather. Chloe says "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic" John says "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler"
WHOS LIL JOHN
So one day a teacher asked how many of you have thought of committing suicide half of the class raised their hand but the teacher said “ Where is Jesse and John “ ?
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic, You make 'em we bake 'em
What did John say to little timmy! Happy Disable day
i have a little john
Why did John throw the butter out? Because John wanted to see the butter flavor 😂
JHON
What this the difference between the twin towers and Elton John Elton John is still standing
“Your mother has been with us for 20 years,” said John. “Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?” “My mother?” replied Helen. “I thought she was your mother.”
"Hey I heard you were a bit dow- where's John?" "He died" "oh I'm so sorry but I got you food " (after they eat) "Hey how did John taste seasoned and cooked.?"
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
YOU WANT TO HERE A JOKE Your MoM
