John Jokes

what does james doyle and hannah doyle have in common?

John fucked them both in the rear

WANNA HEAR A FUNNY JOKE: JOHNS LIFE

john is not funny

John F. Kenedy: Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head

So Fred accidentally cut off John's ear with his spade. John and Fred were digging a ditch when Fred made a careless swipe with his spade and cut off John's ear.

"Help me find it in all this mud," said John. "If we find it they can sew it back on."

After a couple of minutes, Fred triumphantly shouted, "Here it is", handing the ear to John.

"That's not it," said John, throwing the ear back into the muddy ditch. "Mine had a pencil behind it."

what makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man? "im still standing, yeah yeah yeah" (from elton john)

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?"

"John."

"John who?"

John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.

'...This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word "PEDO" that had been spray-painted on his front window.

"What's been going on John?"' I asked.

"Fucking kids," came his mumbled reply.

The dirty bastard!'

Hey john, how are you going? Helium, yeah good what about you? (Hey Liam)

I went to the “lists of women” page on wikipedia and it was blank. either, wikipedia is proving w*men do not exist or john cena decided to come out as transgender

little john she is fat how and he say like a pig

Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic where yesterday's meat is todays treat. How may I be of service?

Person: So you know that persons name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dea Friend: Yeah John Wilkes Booth Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln. Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot