John F. Kenedy: Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head
JHON
Man: Cow milk is drinkable Other man: How do you know that? Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth* Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
what makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man? "im still standing, yeah yeah yeah" (from elton john)
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather. Chloe says "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic" John says "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler"
And God said to John, "Come forth and you shall be granted eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
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So one day a teacher asked how many of you have thought of committing suicide half of the class raised their hand but the teacher said “ Where is Jesse and John “ ?
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i have a little john
Me: John what did he do earlier
John: hold on, I’m trying to think
Me: I thought I smelled poop
one day, little Sally hears the phone ringing. she picks it up "Hello, this is daddy, Sally. Is your mom nearby." Sally says, "No, shes upstairs with Uncle john" "Uncle john? i don't know an Uncle John." "no, no, no, you must be mistaken, daddy" "no i'm sure there's no one named Uncle John in our family." "Okay, but why did you call?" Says Sally. "Ummm no reason, just tell mommy that daddy's pulling into the driveway right now." "Okay daddy!"
*long pause*
"Okay daddy! I did it!' "Great job Sally! What did she says?"
"Mommy said OH FU.. and then she ran around with no clothes on and tripped on the carpet and hit her head on the bookshelf. shes now resting it looks like... then Uncle John screams and jumps out the window into the swimming pool, but of course we took all the water out this winter..."
then dad replies "Swimming pool? we dont have a...is this 468-1843?"
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic where yesterday's meat is todays treat. How may I be of service?
What did John say to little timmy! Happy Disable day
What is the difference between the twin towers and Elton John
Elton John is still standing
Person: So you know that persons name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dea Friend: Yeah John Wilkes Booth Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln. Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot
What did John Cena say to the blind man? 'YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
What this the difference between the twin towers and Elton John Elton John is still standing
Have you driven through Dealey plaza it will blow your mind~john f. Kennedy
I love you Hebrew john
