Orphan's Parents

Listen up, buttercup. The joke is: orphans don't have parents. So when you ask what their mom and dad's names are, the joke answer is John and Jane Doe, which is what you call unidentified dead people. Now, I know you're not the sharpest tool in the shed, and probably think 'Doe' is just a deer, a female deer, but trust me, it's funnier than your last attempt at baking a cake.