American Beer Analysis

  • A pair of Newfoundlanders, watching TV, saw endless big-budget advertisements for mass-produced American beer.

    One Newfie turns to the other and says, "They say that stuff is the biggest seller in the States, but I don't see what the big deal is." So they buy a bottle, pour it into a plain jar and decide to get an expert opinion.

    They send a sample to a lab in St. John's to have it analyzed.

    A day later, the lab results come back: "Your horse has diabetes."

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, slow-mo. American beer is basically water masquerading as urine. The lab thought the sample was horse piss, and since it’s full of cheap sugar, the horse is diabetic. Get a clue.

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