Kettle jokes
God promised John that if he came in 1st, he would get an eternal life, but instead he came in 5th and got a kettle!
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the s*** spoon."
"Get a life, dum dums!"
Says the fucking moron.
The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.
I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.
Looks like McSkillet McKilledIt.
Go Kermit, toaster bath.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.