Kettle jokes
God promised John that if he came in 1st, he would get an eternal life, but instead he came in 5th and got a kettle!
The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.
I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the s*** spoon."