Kettle

Kettle Jokes

God

God promised John that if he came in 1st, he would get an eternal life, but instead he came in 5th and got a kettle!

Water Fight

The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.

I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.

Pot

What did the pot say to the kettle?

"To lick the s*** spoon."