Kettle jokes
God promised John that if he came in 1st, he would get an eternal life, but instead he came in 5th and got a kettle!
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The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.
I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the s*** spoon."
Go Kermit, toaster bath.
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RIP boiling water. You will be mist.
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Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?
KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.
Do you know how to make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.