Kettle jokes
God promised John that if he came in 1st, he would get an eternal life, but instead he came in 5th and got a kettle!
The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.
I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the s*** spoon."
RIP boiling water. You will be mist.
Go Kermit, toaster bath.
Nobody
Literally nobody
Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?
Do you know how to make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.