John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety
Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head just because his wife Said he was close minded
Did you ever think that John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head?
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
What is the difference between the twin towers and Elton John
Elton John is still standing
John pretended to be a doctor. Motu came to him. He said "I lost my hunger". John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said "Your hunger is back!" Then,Motu said "I lost my taste." John said "Number 1,bring some water." Motu drank it and said "This is petrol!" John said "Your taste is back!" Motu said "I lost my memory." John said "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said "But Number 1 brought water." John said "Your memory is back!"
Rapeboat makes Elton John seem straight
Wats diffrence between Elton John and rapboat? Elton is talented, rich and openly gay, rapboat got fuck all talent, no money and not out the closet yet
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
Yo mama so fat that John cena couldn’t get her down with a attitude adjustment
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic where yesterday's meat is todays treat. How may I be of service?
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple yeah John Fitzpatrick and Patrick fitzjohn
Their were two friends talking one day Tim tells john " I THINK I'M GAY " john says to Tim what do you mean Tim says "WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO DRESS LIKE A WOMEN AND SING KARAOKE IN A BAR AND CALL MYSELF" (GILLETTE THE BEST A MAN CAN GET) JOHN SAYS TO TIM I THINK YOUR RIGHT AND THANKS FOR REMINDING ME I NEED TO BUY RAZORS
what makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man? "im still standing, yeah yeah yeah" (from elton john)
What this the difference between the twin towers and Elton John Elton John is still standing
And God said to John, "Come forth and you shall be granted eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
So Fred accidentally cut off John's ear with his spade. John and Fred were digging a ditch when Fred made a careless swipe with his spade and cut off John's ear.
"Help me find it in all this mud," said John. "If we find it they can sew it back on."
After a couple of minutes, Fred triumphantly shouted, "Here it is", handing the ear to John.
"That's not it," said John, throwing the ear back into the muddy ditch. "Mine had a pencil behind it."
Man: Cow milk is drinkable Other man: How do you know that? Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth* Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather. Chloe says "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic" John says "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler"
