What did one God say to the other?
I will die to be a man.
Why does Satan worship himself?
Jesus told him to worship God.
Jesus was drinking when he made you.
Jesus lives on a long time line, so he may seem slow to you.
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
what is jesus's favourite exercise? cross fit.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common? They hang by nails
If were all gods children.. whats so special about jesus?
what's better? nailing jesus or getting nailed? depends on who's sucking.
How does Jesus whistle? Through the hole in his hand.
Crucifixion was the first T-pose
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If Jesus told you to trust everyone that must be why there is a lot of kidnappings
They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.
Gary and Steve are having sex and the phone rings. Steve goes to answer the phone and tells Gary, "Hey, Don't finish yourself until I get back." After returning from the other room, there is cum all over the bed and wall of the bedroom. "Jesus, Gary, I said not to finish yourself until I got back!" Gary turns to him and says, "I didn't, I farted."
Do you know why jesus is so popular with the ladies?? Haven't you ever seen pictures of the guy? He was hung like this.. 🤚--------🤪----------✋
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
If I teach man he is the fish I caught, will I no longer be a fisher of men?
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you Jesus for creating baptism.
What does the dairy products praise? Cheeseus
