Jesus Jokes

Jesus Christ said my faith can move mountains so Mohammed said my faith can move sky scrapers

what is the difference between jesus and a painting of jesus

It only takes on nail to hang a painting

A man goes into heaven and there he meets jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says "that is mother teresa's clock it has never moved because she has never lied". "There is Abraham Lincolns clock. He has .lied twice so it has moved twice." "Where is Donald Trump's?" Ask's the man. Jesus answers "it is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."

Oh no I feel bad for Steven Hawkins he can’t get up the stairway to heaven

What’s the difference between you and Jesus? We know who Jesus’s dad was.

How did Jesus like his chicken?

Crucifried

Q. Whats the difference between Jesus and a picture

A.one uses 1 nail to hang

What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?

They believe their own lies.

What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

What's the difference between a painting and jesus?

A painting only needs one nail.

What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?

The look on their face when your nailing them

Jesus said to his disciples "Go forth and ye shall receive eternal life". Thomas came fifth however so he only got a toaster.

Jesus could walk on water and Chuck Norris can swim through land

What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? You only need 1 nail to hang a painting

adam and eve had 3 male children, the only children on earth, how did they reproduce?

Jesus was drinking when he made you.

what's the difference between jesus and a painting of him? well, it only takes one nail

Whats the difference between Jesus and and a picture of jesus

You can hang the picture with one nail

Jesus is the worst just joking he is the best Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle Jesus comes from Bethlehem😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇

knock knock whos there Jesus Jesus who Jesus christ open the door