Jesus Made You

Jesus was drinking when he made you.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This joke implies Jesus was drunk when he created you. It's an insult disguised as a wisecrack. Also, it implies you are defective! Do you need to ask why? Are you stupid?

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