Jesus Saves...Or Not

Jesus saved me from eternal fate, but I didn't want to get saved. I was about to fight Satan on Final Destination before facing and kicking God's ass.

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Listen here, smart guy. This joke is about how Jesus saved someone from going to hell, but the person didn't want to be saved because they wanted to fight Satan and God. It's funny because it goes against what people usually think about religion. You probably think water is spicy. Get it?

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