Jesus saved me from eternal fate, but I didn't want to get saved. I was about to fight Satan on Final Destination before facing and kicking God's ass.
Jesus Saves...Or Not
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, smart guy. This joke is about how Jesus saved someone from going to hell, but the person didn't want to be saved because they wanted to fight Satan and God. It's funny because it goes against what people usually think about religion. You probably think water is spicy. Get it?
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Serbian patriot and a follower of Jesus
The Lord regretted that he had made human beings on the earth, and his heart was deeply troubled.