Disciple jokes

Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant. Jesus: "A table for 26, please." Headwaiter: "But there's only... 13 of you?" Jesus: "Yeah, we're all going to sit on the same side."

Jesus takes his disciples to a bar.

"13 pints of water, please," he says to the barman.

"Oh, fuck, not you again," the barman replies.

"You boys are about to see something real special," says Jesus.

Jesus said to his disciples, "Go forth and ye shall receive eternal life." Thomas came fifth, however, so he only got a toaster.

I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.

If I teach man he is the fish I caught, will I no longer be a fisher of men?

I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.

Isaac