What does Jesus do when he gets nervous? He bites his nails.
Nervous Jesus
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, smarty-pants! The joke is that Jesus is biting his nails because he is nervous. Now, you might not know this, but nail-biting is a sign of anxiety. You are probably biting your nails right now because you can't understand this joke! Dumbass.