Timeline jokes

Jesus

Jesus lives on a long timeline, so he may seem slow to you.

If this pops up on your timeline, fuck you!

AR-15: Who are you?

Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.

When your teacher says to write a summary of the book you read

Me: "Hey, get my joke on that timeline."

Her: "No."

I have a joke about time travel, but I'm not gonna share it. You guys didn't like it.

The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar.

It was tense.

14 views · mal · 2 years ago

I ate a clock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.

I ate a time machine once, it was very time-consuming. Especially when I went back four seconds.

I’m old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.

do i cross ur mindddddddd? much as u cross mineeeeeeeeee? were on seprate timelines but sometimes i wish you were still on mine~