Timeline jokes
If this pops up on your timeline, fuck you!
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
Jesus lives on a long timeline, so he may seem slow to you.
Me: "Hey, get my joke on that timeline."
Her: "No."
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."
Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.
I went for a walk today, and I did a good job of telling what time it was.
What time is it?
They finally made a movie about a clock, about time.
The past, the present, and the future were having an argument. It was tense.
When your teacher says to write a summary of the book you read
when the past is looking at the future be like???
