Timeline jokes
Jesus lives on a long timeline, so he may seem slow to you.
If this pops up on your timeline, fuck you!
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
Memes
When your teacher says to write a summary of the book you read
Me: "Hey, get my joke on that timeline."
Her: "No."
I have a joke about time travel, but I'm not gonna share it. You guys didn't like it.
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar.
It was tense.
I ate a clock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.
I ate a time machine once, it was very time-consuming. Especially when I went back four seconds.
Iām old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.
