How did the blind Catholic get in a car crash? He asked Jesus to take the wheel.
Why can’t Jesus eat m&ms? They keep falling through his hands.
Jesus Christ said my faith can move mountains so Mohammed said my faith can move sky scrapers
Why can’t jesus be born in West Virginia
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? We know who Jesus’s dad was.
What did Jesus say when they removed the nails from his hands? FEET! FEET!
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term,"red skin appreciation".
I bought myself the life-sized Jesus painting off of amazon, and they had 4 nails within the pack. All I needed was 1.
Are you Jesus? because I want to nail you
Jesus said to his disciples "Go forth and ye shall receive eternal life". Thomas came fifth however so he only got a toaster.
Gary and Steve are having sex and the phone rings. Steve goes to answer the phone and tells Gary, "Hey, Don't finish yourself until I get back." After returning from the other room, there is cum all over the bed and wall of the bedroom. "Jesus, Gary, I said not to finish yourself until I got back!" Gary turns to him and says, "I didn't, I farted."
Oh no I feel bad for Steven Hawkins he can’t get up the stairway to heaven
Q. Whats the difference between Jesus and a picture
A.one uses 1 nail to hang
What's the difference between Jesus and the baby i have in my basement. Jesus died a virgin
Do you know why jesus is so popular with the ladies?? Haven't you ever seen pictures of the guy? He was hung like this.. 🤚--------🤪----------✋
How does Jesus whistle? Through the hole in his hand.
What does the dairy products praise? Cheeseus
Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said "Let there be Light!" he told your mama to move out of the way!