What's the difference between the righteous and a sinner?
What was the last thought Jesus had before he died?
"Man, I could really use a crowbar right about now."
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it... at least Jesus didn't get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
Jesus took bread and said: "This is my flesh!" Then he took wine and said: "This is my blood!" Then he took mayonnaise and Peter said: "Holy shit, now we gotta stop him!"
Jesus walks in to a motel throws 3 nails on the counter and says can you put me up for a night
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
Holy shit, I burnt one.
I bought myself the life-sized Jesus painting off of amazon, and they had 4 nails within the pack. All I needed was 1.
If Jesus was real they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion.
They would call it crucifact.
Man 1: why don’t we just put all the dept in the world on one man then kill him? Man 2: we tried that once it started a cult
Why can’t jesus be born in West Virginia
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.