Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
what is jesus's favourite exercise? cross fit.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common? They hang by nails
What did Jesus say when they removed the nails from his hands? FEET! FEET!
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what is Jesus favorite Sports CrossFit
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
If I teach man he is the fish I caught, will I no longer be a fisher of men?
A Christian Missionary walks up to some people and says " Come! Meet Jesus!" One of the guys takes out a knife and says, "You first"
They say Jesus walked on water. That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
adam and eve had 3 male children, the only children on earth, how did they reproduce?
what does B.I.B.L.E stand for?? Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence
Yo Hairline so far back it goes back to Jesus on the cross
Guy: why can't Jesus have M&M's priest: why? Guy: because they'll fall through the whole in his hands
God's consciousness: Art God's unconsciousness: Christianity
Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately?
Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it
Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow
Did jesus cut his nails? No! His nails cut through him.
satan and the devil are alter egos
Jesus will be history when I realize he's behind me.
How did Jesus become self sovern? He screws himself and becomes his own creator.
