Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately?
Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it
Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow
"Jesus can turn water into wine,but I can turn your mother into mine " -Sun Tzu the art of creating war
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
is that my student Na! it is jesus
is that a person over there Na its jesus
knock knock whos there Jesus Jesus who Jesus christ open the door
Al fayed’s son arrives at heavens gates and sees his driver He shouts ‘ you stupid cunt ‘ The driver says ‘ Watch Boss? ‘ Dodi replies..::::: I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL
What did Jesus say when they removed the nails from his hands? FEET! FEET!
what is Jesus favorite Sports CrossFit
what does B.I.B.L.E stand for?? Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence
adam and eve had 3 male children, the only children on earth, how did they reproduce?
Yo Hairline so far back it goes back to Jesus on the cross
satan and the devil are alter egos
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? You’ll only need a single nail to hang the picture frame-up
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
Holy shit, I burnt one.
A Christian Missionary walks up to some people and says " Come! Meet Jesus!" One of the guys takes out a knife and says, "You first"
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary. Because she was straight into Jesus
What did mother mary say when god farted? jesus christ you stink!
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself and his friend says "Find jesus instead he'll help you!" and than the man says "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist".
They say Jesus walked on water. That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
