When I was little, I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike. I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead, I just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.
Bike and Forgiveness
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, dumb dumb. You think prayin' works? Nah. This guy wanted a bike, figured out prayin' ain't gettin' it done, so he just jacked one and then asked for forgiveness. It's like sayin' sorry after eatin' the whole damn honey pot. Ain't gonna un-eat it, is it?
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