Itself jokes
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? I would too if all I heard was "daaaaaaah!"
What's the best part about having emo grass?
It cuts itself!
I just planted emo grass.
Ignore it and it cuts itself.
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
I wish my grass were emo, so it would cut itself.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
What's the difference between me and a rope?
The rope doesn't hang from itself.
Well, being an American is just a joke itself.
Why did the math book kill itself?
It had too many problems.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo so it would cut itself.
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
I wish my grass were emo because then it would cut itself.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.
Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.
Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.
The answer is 0.
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!
I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.
When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.
Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!