Itself jokes
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? I would too if all I heard was "daaaaaaah!"
What's the best part about having emo grass?
It cuts itself!
I just planted emo grass.
Ignore it and it cuts itself.
I wish my grass were emo, so it would cut itself.
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
What's the difference between me and a rope?
The rope doesn't hang from itself.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
Well, being an American is just a joke itself.
Why did the math book kill itself?
It had too many problems.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo so it would cut itself.
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
I wish my grass were emo because then it would cut itself.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.
Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.
Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.
The answer is 0.
When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.
Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!