Itself jokes

I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!

I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.

What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?

A pickle.

What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.

Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.

Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!

The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.

But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!

I wish my grass was emo, it would cut itself.

Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.

I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.

I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.

Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.

I wish my grass was emo, so then it could cut itself.

What do you call a banana that peels itself?

Appealing!

I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.

This is a joke in itself.

Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?

A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.

How do you make the grass cut itself?

Make it depressed.

The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.

What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?

"Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"