Itself jokes

I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.

What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?

A pickle.

What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.

Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.

Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!

I wish my grass was edgy...

then it would cut itself...

Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.

I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.

I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.

I wish my grass was emo, it would cut itself.

Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.

I wish my grass was emo, so then it could cut itself.

What do you call a banana that peels itself?

Appealing!

The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.

How do you make the grass cut itself?

Make it depressed.

I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.

The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.

But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!

Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?

A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.

A chemical store burned down, and the firefighter just stood there, but at the end, the store fire just went out by itself. But the store owner still got angry.

Store owner: Why didn't you take out the fire?

Firefighter: Yeah, but it went out by itself.

Store owner: But still, why?

Firefighter: Your chemical store sells H20.

Store owner: Oh, I get it now!

You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.