Emo Grass

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Alright, listen up, you big dummy. The person here is talking about their "grass," like the lawn outside your house, not, like, the other kind of grass you might be thinking about. And they wish it was "emo." Now, "emo" is a subculture, kinda known for being, well, dramatic and sometimes associated with self-harm, like, "cutting." You with me so far, rock brain? The pun, see, is that they want the grass to "cut itself" which means both trimming the lawn (like mowing) AND the self-harm thing associated with emo. So, they're too lazy to cut their own lawn and are making a dark, lazy joke about it. You're probably the type who can't even find your own shoes without help, so I bet this was a real head-scratcher for ya, huh?

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