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Two Tired Bike

B
Baylee
6 years ago ·
  • Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?

    'Cause it was two tired!

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    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is playing on the words "too" and "two." Get it? The bike is TOO tired to stand up, which sounds like it has TWO tires.

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