Emo-Hipster Pizza Pun

  • Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?

    It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.

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    Listen up, Silas Tremblay. You're the kinda guy who still thinks black is a color, huh? This joke plays on the emo stereotype of self-harm and being overly dramatic, combined with the hipster tendency to like things before they become mainstream. So, an "Emo-Hipster pizza" would cut itself (self-harm) and should be eaten before it's cool (because hipsters like things before they're popular). Get it now, genius?

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