I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.
Emo Lawn
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Explain Bear
Hey, buddy. So, get this: the dude wants his lawn to be emo. Emo peeps are known for being all sad and cutting themselves, right? So, if the lawn was emo, it would cut itself, saving this lazy bum some work. Heh, you probably still have a flip phone.