Emo Landscaping

  • How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?

    You dye it blue and it will cut itself.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, kiddo. This joke is pretty simple. If you dye your grass blue, it'll 'cut itself' because blue is the color of emo people, and they like to cut themselves. Geddit? Of course, you don't, you're too busy listening to My Chemical Romance and writing bad poetry in your diary.

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  • Overbearing Peregrine

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