Itself jokes

Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!

A chemical store burned down, and the firefighter just stood there, but at the end, the store fire just went out by itself. But the store owner still got angry.

Store owner: Why didn't you take out the fire?

Firefighter: Yeah, but it went out by itself.

Store owner: But still, why?

Firefighter: Your chemical store sells H20.

Store owner: Oh, I get it now!

Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.

I wish the grass in my yard was emo. It could just cut itself.

Apex Legends: exists.

Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."

I wish all my grass was emo.

It would cut itself.

Unless Israel wants to become Hell Aviv, it would put itself on a tight leash, delivered specially from Uncle Sam.

I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.

What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?

"Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"

I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.

I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.

Maybe Soy Milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish! (Soy means "I am" in Spanish).

How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for it to turn itself in.

Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.

The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.

But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!

Why do people want their grass to be emo?

So the grass will cut itself.

I wish my grass was emo, it would cut itself.

Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?

'Cause it was two tired!

What’s the difference between me and grass? Grass doesn’t cut itself.

I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.