Picture Frame jokes

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

You’ll only need a single nail to hang the picture frame up.

If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture frame?

It only takes one nail to hang a picture frame.

Why did the picture go to jail?

Cause it was framed!

Husband: "I think I might take a picture of your breasts and frame it."

Wife: "I think I'll take a picture of your penis and enlarge it."

What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it's family?

A self-fie.

Is a selfie of an orphan a self-portrait or family photo?

What do you call a family photo taken by an orphan?

A selfie.