Picture Frame jokes

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

You’ll only need a single nail to hang the picture frame up.

If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture frame?

It only takes one nail to hang a picture frame.

Why did the picture go to jail?

Cause it was framed!

A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."

Yo, forehead is so big...the photo on yo driver's license says "to be continued on the back."

What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it's family?

A self-fie.

Is a selfie of an orphan a self-portrait or family photo?