Picture Frame jokes
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
You’ll only need a single nail to hang the picture frame up.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture frame?
It only takes one nail to hang a picture frame.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Cause it was framed!
Is a selfie of an orphan a self-portrait or family photo?
What do you call a family photo taken by an orphan?
A selfie.
I nailed my sister's... picture on the wall.
You dirty-minded bastard!
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.