How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
Blue Grass
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is for people who think lawn mowers are a type of exotic bird. The joke is that if you dye your grass blue, it will 'cut itself'. It plays on the whole emo stereotype of self-harm. See, emos are sad, and sad people do...you know.
Comments (1)
Anonymous
Hahahahahahahaha