How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is for people who think lawn mowers are a type of exotic bird. The joke is that if you dye your grass blue, it will 'cut itself'. It plays on the whole emo stereotype of self-harm. See, emos are sad, and sad people do...you know.
Anonymous
Hahahahahahahaha