Itself jokes
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
Maybe Soy Milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish! (Soy means "I am" in Spanish).
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.
Memes
Sometimes I wish my grass was depressed, then it would just cut itself.
A chemical store burned down, and the firefighter just stood there, but at the end, the store fire just went out by itself. But the store owner still got angry.
Store owner: Why didn't you take out the fire?
Firefighter: Yeah, but it went out by itself.
Store owner: But still, why?
Firefighter: Your chemical store sells H20.
Store owner: Oh, I get it now!
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
I wish the grass in my yard was emo. It could just cut itself.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
What’s the difference between me and grass? Grass doesn’t cut itself.
God, I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
This dick ain't gon to suck itself.
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What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
I wish all my grass was emo.
It would cut itself.
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
President: Them damn flat faced n**g*rs!!
Man: We have the power of the sun itself!
President: Drop it on them!
Man: You push the button.
President: *sigh* Fine give it to me.
Man: Hands over button
President: Pushes it
Both: YAAA!
President: Bumps into the button pressing it again
Both: Oh, sh*t!
Meanwhile in Japan after the first bomb went off
Japanese man: Ah sh*t here we go again
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!