Itself jokes
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
Maybe Soy Milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish! (Soy means "I am" in Spanish).
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
This is a joke in itself.
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
Memes
Ohio getting to crazy bruh smh
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
What’s the difference between me and grass? Grass doesn’t cut itself.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
I wish the grass in my yard was emo. It could just cut itself.
God, I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
This dick ain't gon to suck itself.
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I wish all my grass was emo.
It would cut itself.
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
Unless Israel wants to become Hell Aviv, it would put itself on a tight leash, delivered specially from Uncle Sam.
President: Them damn flat faced n**g*rs!!
Man: We have the power of the sun itself!
President: Drop it on them!
Man: You push the button.
President: *sigh* Fine give it to me.
Man: Hands over button
President: Pushes it
Both: YAAA!
President: Bumps into the button pressing it again
Both: Oh, sh*t!
Meanwhile in Japan after the first bomb went off
Japanese man: Ah sh*t here we go again
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.