Itself jokes
What's the difference between a blind man and a window?
The window can see through itself.
I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Memes
Ohio getting to crazy bruh smh
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
What’s the difference between me and grass? Grass doesn’t cut itself.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
I wish the grass in my yard was emo. It could just cut itself.
God, I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
This dick ain't gon to suck itself.
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What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
I wish all my grass was emo.
It would cut itself.
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
President: Them damn flat faced n**g*rs!!
Man: We have the power of the sun itself!
President: Drop it on them!
Man: You push the button.
President: *sigh* Fine give it to me.
Man: Hands over button
President: Pushes it
Both: YAAA!
President: Bumps into the button pressing it again
Both: Oh, sh*t!
Meanwhile in Japan after the first bomb went off
Japanese man: Ah sh*t here we go again
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.