it's jokes
I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.
I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed, "Cheese-its, Christ!"
I'm hertophobic.
It means I'm allergic to straights.
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw 'em.
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
Why did the orange stop? Because it ran out of juice.
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!