it's jokes
Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
Damn, that joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture.
Are you still a virgin?
If you do IT
With no one?
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.