Mortar Warning

How do you get 500 drunk TTC people out? "Ah, on fire, a warning shot." "Uhhh sir, it's a M92 mortar." "Ah, just fire the shot!" Please get out before you get triggered from the pool and you have no clothes showing your nono parts. Oh wait, please get out of the pool drunk people. Potato, potatoes, fire ze shot.

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Alright listen up, you cotton-headed ninny muggin! So, basically, this dude wants to get a bunch of drunk people out of the pool and thinks firing a "warning shot" will do the trick. But instead of a normal gun, he's got a freakin' mortar! It's funny because it's like using a sledgehammer to swat a fly. Also, if you are still in the pool with your nono parts showing, you should get out. Now, go back to eating your crayons.

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