My daughter came home from school later than usual. I was panicking, then at 5:30 p.m. she arrived, not walking but in a bus 🚌. I asked, "Where the hell did this bus come from?" She said, "The garage in the alleyway, Mama. I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons. You like her? She is called Belle Bus." My face was just: 😑 How did you get the bus here? She replies with a whisper, "I drove her through five gardens, a house, and two police cars!" 🙃 So that explains why you have handcuffs on. "Yeah!"
The Bus Purchase
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Explain Bear
Listen up, numbskull! This kid straight up bought a BUS for five gummies and eight buttons! Then, she drove it all over town, crashin' through gardens, a house, and even outrunning the cops! And you're just sitting there scratching your head like you don't get it? I bet you still think the Earth is flat!