Timmy and the Clock

Why did Timmy throw the clock out the window?

It reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man convicted of knife raping his wife.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, chucklehead! Timmy chucked the clock 'cause its name reminded him of a real creep. Get it? It's dark, twisted, and probably not gonna win any comedy awards. People like you probably laugh at their own farts.

Comments (1)

Anonymous

4 years ago

So Unoriginal.

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