Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Listen up, genius! This joke is all about makin' fun of yo mama. Each line exaggerates something about her, like her age, weight, poverty, or ugliness, to a ridiculous degree. It's funny because it's over-the-top and mean! You probably have heard these jokes before, but didn't get it. You are not the smartest.
this kid
lol funny
daddy
OMG
WellWellWell
Yo mama so fat that when she got on the scale to weigh herself it said “I need you weight not your phone number.”
Master
Yo mama so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.
HiMom
Yo mama so stupid she thought Dunkin’ Donuts was a basketball team.