I was at my boyfriend's house, and I thought he was cheating on me. He was on the phone with somebody, and he said he'd be over there soon. So I asked him if I could see his phone. He said no, and then we fought about it until I saw his gun, and because I thought he was lying to me, I shot him, went through his phone, and his friend was still on the phone.
Cheating Suspicions
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you dum-dum. So, this chick thinks her boyfriend is cheatin', right? Instead of just talkin' like a normal person, she grabs a gun and shoots him! Turns out, he was just talkin' to a friend. Now, she's probably goin' to jail. Get it? Probably not, since you are probably single, with no friends and you are asking a bear to explain to you jokes.
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