Jack and Jill's Tragic Encounter

One day whilst walking up a hill, Jack saw a prostitute named Jill. Jill was dressed in kinky, leather gear that made Jack really, really horny.

Jack, who hadn't stuck it in for a few weeks, was keen to ask this sexy young maiden how much she would charge. "1 buck for a suck, 2 buck for a fuck," she said as she stroked his ever-hardening one-eyed snake.

"Yeah, I'll have both of them," said Jack, who was about to cum in his trousers. So Jill led Jack to behind the well, and they sucked and fucked for an hour. After that, they both contracted AIDS and died of it, as they did not see a doctor. THE END

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Explain Bear

Listen up, smarty pants. This here joke is about Jack, a dude who's been a bit deprived in the trouser department, and he runs into Jill, a prostitute, and they strike a deal for some... services. But here's the kicker: they both end up contracting AIDS and kicking the bucket. It's dark humor, see? Like laughing at a really terrible situation. Some folks think it's funny 'cause it's so wrong it's right.

Comments (1)

I will rapewhile u sleep

6 years ago

This is the single best achievement in poetry of the last century or more! It is so great and magnificent it should be placed in museums and read as the national anthem.