it's jokes

What did the hecadrocophodecadus say to the hopetihopetifuckendecker?

"It didn't happen, but it should have."

So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.

Damn, that joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?

Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.

WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.

Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?

The turtle, because it can walk.

Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.

I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.

Btw, it's a joke lol.

Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.

Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?

Because it has no home base.

What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture.

Are you still a virgin?

If you do IT

With no one?

In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”

What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?

Erectile dysfunction.

Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!

Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.

Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”

Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?

My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).

POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.

"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!