it's jokes
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut for me.
Me being raped is like my birth certificate; it doesn't expire.
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.
My willy was feeling itchy, so I decided to go to the doctor.
My doctor was foreign and spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. As I returned home, I noticed my willy was gone! Pessi stole my PENis thinking it was a Penalty just so he could statpad. SHAME ON YOU!
I made a website for orphans.
It does not have a home page.
Why did the stairs move?
Because it was up to something!
Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.