The other day all those toilet papers came by my house and asked do I have any crack candy. Naw, I don't have no damn crack candy or no crack apples. All I have here in the backyard is a peanut butter crack sandwich. Help yourself, and while you're at it, clean up all the damn doggie dodo that's everywhere. Thank you, Mr. Toilet Papers.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is for smart fellas only. Get it? Toilet paper asking for crack candy? Doggie dodo? It's all topsy-turvy and ridiculous. You wouldn't get it 'cause you're probably still using your hands after going number two!