it's jokes
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.