it's jokes
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)
In life, it’s either yeet or get beat, and I clearly failed yeeting as a child, as my dad beat me.
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
Q: What's the best way to eat a squirrel?
A: Open up its little legs.
It's that time is year again!
Why were the Indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches?
Because then it would be a foot. LOL! I may have peed myself.
I went to the zoo but all I saw was a dog.
Yeah, it was a shih tzu!
A man walks into a bar with an alligator. He says to the bartender, "I have a deal, if I can hold my dick in the alligator's mouth for a minute without it biting, you owe me one drink." And so the bartender agreed.
The man, like he said, had his dick in the alligator's mouth for one minute without it biting, and the bartender gave him a drink. He made another deal, but for two minutes and for two drinks. Sure enough, he was able to do it and he drank his drinks. Then he did it for five minutes and five drinks. He did it and drank his drinks. Then he said to the amazed crowd, "Would anyone like to volunteer?" One man raised his hand. He walked up to the man with the alligator and said, "Just a warning, I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long."
Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?
He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah
A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern.
Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!"
Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
When recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.
Conversely, you can recycle a condom quite easily: just turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.