it's jokes
Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
Why did the orange stop? Because it ran out of juice.
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?
Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
Why did the tomato blush?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing.
What did the hecadrocophodecadus say to the hopetihopetifuckendecker?
"It didn't happen, but it should have."
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
This whole string is really messed up. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said, "HE'S ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALAKA!"
How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
What did the mouse say after its bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!"
"-JuicyFruitSnacks- A whole lot of pepper and a whole lot of salt. If I blame it on my friends, it won't be my fault."
-Mully- This is my mom left!!
370HSSV 0773H wait, you're reading it upside down.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw 'em.