it's jokes
What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"
Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two tired...
Once, there were two cupcakes in the furnace. One cupcake said, "It's kinda hot in here." The other one said, "Hah, a talking cupcake!"
What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table.
Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.
"Well," he says, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screams, "Don't eat it! It's a fucking asshole."
Q: Why can't you run through a campground?
A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!
Have you tried eating a clock?
It's time-consuming!
I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasn’t a very a-peeling experience.
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.
Then it hit me.
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 80 people.
Then it exploded.
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.
If you boil your funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.
I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.
What time is it when you get home?
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
Q: What did the sign say on the whore house?
A: Beat it, we're closed.