Intelligence jokes
When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.
Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."
Average bee is 50x smarter than the smartest flat earther.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there.
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
Louie's IQ.
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.