Intelligence jokes
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
Average bee is 50x smarter than the smartest flat earther.
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.
Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.