Intelligence jokes
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.
Wanna hear a joke? You thick.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
Memes
Louie's IQ.
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
USS Liberty. Never forget.
It was bombed and destroyed by the Israeli airforce. Thirty-four dead, 171 wounded. The official story says “accident,” yet an American flag was clearly visible on the ship.
Motive: An attempt to cut off our foreign intelligence on Israel? Blame the bombing on an Arab country?
Just imagine if any other nation bombed an American ship...
McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:
cabbage _50
Carrots-50
Cooking fat -100
Onions_20
Tomato-20
salt-10
Total=250
She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.
McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.
His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar...
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”
Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.