Intelligence jokes
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage.
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
Q: What do you call a clean idiot? A: Soap on a Dope.
Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.
Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.
What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?
Being a genius has its limits.
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
What do the initials CIA stand for?
Central Intelligence of A**holes.
Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"
Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
Artificial Intelligence.
How did the retard get hurt raking the leaves?
Fell out of the tree.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
The fool says in his brain, "There is a god."
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
What's the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.