Intelligence jokes
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
1+1? Too hard.
Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.
Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
Yo mama so stupid,
she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage.
If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb to the top of your ego then jump to your IQ.
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
Q: What do you call a clean idiot? A: Soap on a Dope.
My friend: "Yo, stupid."
Me: "Is that right? And what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?"
My friend: *rolls eyes* and says, "Whatever."
Me: "Keep on rolling them; you might find your brain in there."
Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.
What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?
Being a genius has its limits.
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
A blonde walks in and says, "I want to buy that TV."
The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde comes back the next day with brown hair and says, "I want to buy that TV."
The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde comes back the next day with brown hair and says, "I want to buy that TV."
The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde asks, "That's it, how'd you know I was a blonde?"
The seller replies, "Because that's a microwave."
Yo mama so stupid, she brought weed to the highway. Then she realized, "I'm not stupid, I was just high as a bitch." She just got fucked so hard by her man, she thought she was high.