Intelligence jokes

What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.

Yo forehead so big you think in HD.

CIA: Where's your head at?

JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.

Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.

Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.

Why do men get great ideas in bed?

'Cause they are plugged into a genius!

Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?

A: Pregnant.

Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.

Average bee is 50x smarter than the smartest flat earther.

What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.

Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there.

Your mum is stupid, just like you.

I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.

Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."

Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.

Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"

Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"

Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.

You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.