Intelligence

Intelligence jokes

Yo mama

Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.

Woman

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!

Agreement

If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.

World

Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!

Shopping List

McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:

cabbage _50

Carrots-50

Cooking fat -100

Onions_20

Tomato-20

salt-10

Total=250

She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.

McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.

His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."

Nickel

Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.

Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.

One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”

Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”

Mama

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.