Intelligence jokes
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!
Memes
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
Average bee is 50x smarter than the smartest flat earther.
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there.
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.