Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
Intelligence Jokes
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.
Wanna hear a joke? You thick.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
Louie's IQ.
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:
cabbage _50
Carrots-50
Cooking fat -100
Onions_20
Tomato-20
salt-10
Total=250
She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.
McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.
His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar...
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”
Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.
Do you know your E?
You're E tarded.
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
