Intelligence jokes

Average bee is 50x smarter than the smartest flat earther.

"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."

Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.

What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.

Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there.

You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.

Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."

I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.

Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"

Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"

Your mum is stupid, just like you.

Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.

You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.

Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!

Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?

Answer: Your brain.

Q: What do you call a clean idiot?

A: Soap on a Dope.

Wanna hear a joke? You thick.

One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.

Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!

Your mama is so stupid, she put a ruler under her pillow to measure how long she slept.