Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."
Yo Momma and the Kingdoms
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you little acorn. This "yo momma" joke is saying your momma is so dumb she thought Auradon (a fictional place from Disney's "Descendants") was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms". "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms" isn't even a real thing. I bet you also think it's real, you dumb dumb.
WetCheese
Yo mama so bald people can see what's on her mind.
UnderTheSea
Yo mama so black that when she wears her yellow shirt, she looks like a cheeseburger.
Xenon
Yo mama so dumb she thought the Greasers was a cooking spray.
JoeMama
Yo mama so evil that the Teen Titans thought she was Raven's mom.
OldMcDonald
Yo mama so fat that when she dances at a concert, the band skips.
Evermore
Yo mama so fat that when it rains, she uses the highway as a slip n slide.
QueenMarigold
Yo mama so hairy that when she woke up she found herself in a cage at the zoo.
YouBastard
Yo mama so lazy that she didn't give birth to you until you were 12.