Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
like this if you don't like school
What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.
Grammar: It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
Quiet kid: "I'm home!" Parents: "What did you learn at school today?" Quiet kid: "I've learned that I've had enough!"
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where's the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it's running down my legs
Fortnite is just like high school. you get off the bus and start shooting everybody
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children
A kid wanted ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me 💀
School was fun but it was hard almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.
Poor kids in American schools they want books, but all they get MAGAZEENS
my brother wanted to go fishing i told him he had to learn how to master bait go look it up on youtube guess who is grounded
why was the math book so sad because it was filled with problems
why did the girl study in the tree she wanted a higher education
One day Little Johnny's class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?" Little Mary says, "The teacher is very intelligent." The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?" Little Suzie says, "They are very fashionable." The teacher says, "Johnny, why don't you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence." Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy 'Darling how does my dictate' "
Why did the slave go to college? To get his master's degree.
Dad: What did you learn in school today?
Timmy: Not enough, I guess, ‘cus I gotta go back tomorrow.
I joined a emo class today the first lession I learnt was slice and dice and let it flow.
Towing ropes can't be learned They must be taut.
Why didn't the bear go to college? -- Because bears don't go to college.
