Intelligence jokes
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.
Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
Memes
McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:
cabbage _50
Carrots-50
Cooking fat -100
Onions_20
Tomato-20
salt-10
Total=250
She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.
McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.
His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar...
I'm Canadian, and I admit we've done some stupid things. But we've never given nuclear launch codes to a literal retard.
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”
Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.
Do you know your E?
You're E tarded.
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.
Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.
Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
How do you get a blonde to drown?
Stick a mirror at the bottom of a pool.