Intelligence jokes
Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there.
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
Yo Mama so dumb, she needs 10 explanation bears to understand you.
Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.
McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:
cabbage _50
Carrots-50
Cooking fat -100
Onions_20
Tomato-20
salt-10
Total=250
She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.
McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.
His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar...
I'm Canadian, and I admit we've done some stupid things. But we've never given nuclear launch codes to a literal retard.
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”
Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”