Intelligence jokes
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
Wanna hear a joke? You thick.
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.
Donald Trump is so smart he got to take a cognitive test 4 times.
And if you think that's impressive, wait until you hear how many times he got to retake first grade.
Hi. My name's Stephen Hawking. What's your disability?
McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:
cabbage _50
Carrots-50
Cooking fat -100
Onions_20
Tomato-20
salt-10
Total=250
She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.
McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.
His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."
I'm Canadian, and I admit we've done some stupid things. But we've never given nuclear launch codes to a literal retard.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar...