Intelligence jokes
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
Wanna hear a joke? You thick.
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
Louie's IQ.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!
What does Marine stand for?
Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Expected
A long-haired child once took a bite of Chuck Norris's brain. He later became known as Albert Einstein.
Putin is the only person whose country is bigger than his mind.
McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:
cabbage _50
Carrots-50
Cooking fat -100
Onions_20
Tomato-20
salt-10
Total=250
She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.
McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.
His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar...
I'm Canadian, and I admit we've done some stupid things. But we've never given nuclear launch codes to a literal retard.
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”
Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.
Do you know your E?
You're E tarded.
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
How do you get a blonde to drown?
Stick a mirror at the bottom of a pool.
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!