Intelligence Jokes

I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.

How do you get a blonde to drown?

Stick a mirror at the bottom of a pool.

What do you call a smart booty?

A wise-crack!

Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.

Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.

The image shows a newspaper headline that says "The T. Rex may have been a lot smarter than you thought" written by Dino Grandoni from The Washington Post.

Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.

Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a bar. The bartender told them there was a magic mirror in the bathroom. He said that if you spoke the truth in front of the mirror, you would have your greatest desires, but if you told a lie, you would disappear.

The redhead said that she was the prettiest girl in the bar, and she walked out of the bathroom, and she got a thousand dollars. The brunette walked in and said she was the smartest one in the bar. She walked out of the bar with a new car. The blonde went in, she said, "I think..." poof, she was gone.

Who needs storage on a computer? Just use an Asian's brain.

You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!

Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.

You're so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded.

My boyfriend entered a retarded contest, but they said no because they don’t allow perfectionists.

You smell like you farted. FARTED harted HARTED. A B honor rolls, all F's, you retarded. OHHHHHHHH!

Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.

Why can't blondes make ice?

They forgot the recipe.

You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!