Intelligence jokes
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.
McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:
cabbage _50
Carrots-50
Cooking fat -100
Onions_20
Tomato-20
salt-10
Total=250
She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.
McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.
His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar...
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”
Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”
Memes
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.
Do you know your E?
You're E tarded.
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.
How do you get a blonde to drown?
Stick a mirror at the bottom of a pool.
The president of the USA is so damn stupid. His mother must have taken Tylenol while she was pregnant with him, or something.
A blond, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a bar. The bartender told them there was a magic mirror in the bathroom. He said that if you spoke the truth in front of the mirror, you would have your greatest desires, but if you told a lie, you would disappear.
The redhead said that she was the prettiest girl in the bar, and she walked out of the bathroom, and she got a thousand dollars. The brunette walked in and said she was the smartest one in the bar. She walked out of the bar with a new car. The blonde went in, she said, "I think..." poof, she was gone.
Who needs storage on a computer? Just use an Asian's brain.