Intelligence jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
How do you tell if a blond is really stupid?
Put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod.
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll.
Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw!
Why did the blondie put her iPad in the blender? To make apple juice.
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!
"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"
I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!
You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.