It's not pedophilia, it's early access.
So I didn't want my mom going through my laptop so I put a touch screen on it where you just have to tap the screen to unlock it jokes on her she doesn't have any fingers.
hi i am just wondering who went into my account cause i’ve changed my password by the way
Why do pedophiles go to a nursery? Early access
Then: You want free candy? Now: You want free wi-fi?
A midget had a disease and the cure was on the highest shelf
why cant orphans play video games
because they cant access the home screen
How does a tree access the internet? By logging in and branching out!
Two muffins are sitting in a bar.
The first muffin says to the bartender, "I'll have the usual".
The second one does not say anything to the bartender because muffins lack the vocal ability of humans and even with the proper anatomy capable of speech access, they would most certainly be entirely unable to comprehend the human language. In fact, the first muffin would indefinitely not be able to provide speech to the bartender. The muffins also lack the muscular structure to be capable of support themselves to being suspended also preventing their access to movement. Even with the human like structure, muffins lack brains which are an essential part to being able to send nerve contact within the legs to be able to move. Also with them lacking a brain structure entirely prevents them from speech. The anatomy simply prohibits the food items mentioned to be able to carry out any of the tasks required to get them to said bar and be able to speak. Thus making the situation untruthful and completely idiotic.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper make it access the road
It got stuck in a crack
Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you I had to use accessibility
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again
For his sake, I hope that heaven is wheelchair accessible...
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands.
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
