It's not pedophilia, it's early access.
So I didn't want my mom going through my laptop, so I put a touch screen on it where you just have to tap the screen to unlock it. Jokes on her, she doesn't have any fingers.
Why do pedophiles go to a nursery?
Early access.
Hi, I am just wondering who went into my account, 'cause I've changed my password, by the way.
Dark humor is like water.
Not everybody gets it.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
How am I an ableist? My ex-girlfriend was in a wheelchair, and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to the 8th floor.
Then: You want free candy?
Now: You want free Wi-Fi?
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
I found a key that works for every door at my school.
Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.
What is the easiest way to get into a busy hospital? Try to commit suicide.
(YES I KNOW I SPELLED SCUCIDE WRONG)
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper make it access the road
It got stuck in a crack
Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
