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2 years ago

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.
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    Social medium

    6 months ago
    The image is a split panel. The top panel is a scene from Dragon Ball Z where Goku is looking at a smaller figure standing on a rock and saying 'Let's fight somewhere empty'. Below is a screenshot of a Wikipedia page titled 'List of social media sites that do not access private user data' with an image of Goku and Vegeta fighting.
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    • Declaration

    1 year ago
    A photo shows a set of stairs painted white with blue outlines. There is a handicapped symbol on the stairs. The image has a watermark on the upper right that says "Declaration Of Memes".
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    • Beach

    11 months ago
    The image is a two-part Twitter post. The first is a request from Bosnia and Herzegovina to Croatia for access to the Adriatic Sea, showing a map with the landlocked status of Bosnia and Herzegovina. The second part is a response from Croatia with a picture of Megamind making a pout with the words “NO BEACHES?” written on it.
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    • Google

    1 year ago
    The image shows a screenshot of a Google ban message stating "You have been banned from Google" and that access may be restored on June 26, 2033. Below is a blurry close-up of a man's face looking surprised or shocked.
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    • Box

    1 year ago
    The image is a cartoon split into three sections. The first section is labeled "EQUALITY" and shows three people of different heights looking over a fence. Each person stands on a box, but they are all the same height, and the smallest person cannot see over the fence. The second section is labeled "EQUITY", which shows the same three people looking over the fence, but the boxes they stand on are different heights. The smaller person is on a taller box, and everyone can see over the fence. The third section is labeled "CAPITALISM", which shows the same scenario, however, instead of boxes, a large tower of wood blocks is built by the tallest person, making them the only one able to see over the fence, and the other two still cannot see.
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    • Toaster

    2 years ago

    👀

    A four-panel image showing two different toasters. The top left panel shows a cartoon character with the text "Access Denied" below. The bottom left panel shows the same cartoon character with the text "ACCESS GRANTED" below. The top right panel shows an old, rusty-looking toaster. The bottom right panel shows a toaster with an anime face printed on it. Below the four panels is the text "I'll take both toasters".
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    • WiFi

    1 year ago
    The image is a sign from Rocky Hill High School with the school's paw print logo at the top. The text explains that students have been using the school's WiFi to access beastiality websites, that the school loves their mascot but "not in that way", and warns that 32% of students have accessed this kind of content. Searches for "Judy Hops" and "Animal Crossing" will now be blocked. It ends with a warning that students will meet with counselors and parents if this content is found on their Chromebook.
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    • Place

    5 months ago
    A screenshot of the Wikipedia page for Goochland, Virginia. It includes a photograph of the Goochland County Courthouse, a map showing the location of Goochland in Virginia, and information about the area's geography and population.
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    • State

    1 year ago

    Well the north east is doing something right

    A map of the United States shows "food deserts" in orange, and areas that are not "food deserts" in blue. The map key indicates that "food deserts" refer to Low-Access and Low-Income Census Tracts. The title of the map is "MAPPING FOOD DESERTS IN THE UNITED STATES." Text at the left reads "Food Deserts in America (2010)."
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    • Request

    1 year ago

    help im being nuked

    The image is a screen capture of a computer interface with green text and symbols on a black background. In the top left is code. In the center is an aerial view of a city. In the bottom center is a green symbol with "NATIONAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY" and "UNITED STATES OF AMERICA" written around it. On the right side are the words "Bitcoin Miner," "Password Cracker," "Remote Connection," and "Interpol Database" with associated symbols.
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