New Intelligence Jokes

What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?

Lesbionage.

Why are Asians good at math? Because the dog can’t eat their homework

What does the initials CIA stand for? Central Intelligence of Assholes

President Joesph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to, Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Deleware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place oh well that's politics

Which of these are the smartest also list them to , is it autism, down syndrome or ADHD

Why do asses make terrible spies?

Because they always CRACK under pressure

Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...

If I agreed with Leo then that wouldn’t solve anything, it would just make BOTH of us dumb

If brains were taxed, Slade would get a REBATE

If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER

If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week

If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, i’d be more broke than the rap haters.

What’s the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The putty’s intelligent!

Whats the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?

Not too sure. I just fly the drone.

What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?

Artificial intelligence

Why do Asians excel at math? Because their dog can never eat their homework

Why did the AI go to school? To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"! Ha Ha Ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy fellow humans.