Intelligence jokes
Three girls were lined up for execution. The black-haired one, being the smart one, turned around and yelled, "Tornado!"
Everyone panicked, and she escaped. The red-headed one, following her example, shouted as the executioners got back, "Hurricane!"
The red-headed friend escaped too. Now, it was the blonde's turn. Following both her friends, she turned to the executioners and yelled:
"Fire!"
How To Kill A Blonde 101:
First Step: Get a pool.
Second Step: Put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom.
Yo Mama so dumb, she needs 10 explanation bears to understand you.
They say people can have a sharp mind. Yours is like a dull knitting needle.
Yo Mama is so dumb, she works best when she is unemployed.
Your family is so messed up that they shared one brain cell to have you even exist.
Putin is the only person whose country is bigger than his mind.
A long-haired child once took a bite of Chuck Norris's brain. He later became known as Albert Einstein.
What does Marine stand for?
Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Expected.
Yo momma so dumb, the doctor wanted to give her a blood transfusion but she said no because she thought it would turn her trans.
Yo Mama is so dumb, she stares at a juice carton for an eternity because it says "Concentrate" on the box.
How do you make an idiot say how?
Q: What's the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.
Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.
When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.
I knew a guy who would always claim he had a buddy with an IQ of 1.
It turns out he was just looking in the mirror.
You could be sitting alone and still be the dumbest person in the room.
How do you know that a woman is about to say something smart?
She starts the sentence with ‘a man once said.’
I'm Canadian, and I admit we've done some stupid things. But we've never given nuclear launch codes to a literal retard.