Intelligence jokes
They say people can have a sharp mind. Yours is like a dull knitting needle.
Yo Mama is so dumb, she works best when she is unemployed.
Your family is so messed up that they shared one brain cell to have you even exist.
Putin is the only person whose country is bigger than his mind.
A long-haired child once took a bite of Chuck Norris's brain. He later became known as Albert Einstein.
What does Marine stand for?
Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Expected.
Yo momma so dumb, the doctor wanted to give her a blood transfusion but she said no because she thought it would turn her trans.
Yo Mama is so dumb, she stares at a juice carton for an eternity because it says "Concentrate" on the box.
How do you make an idiot say how?
Q: What's the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.
Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.
When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.
I knew a guy who would always claim he had a buddy with an IQ of 1.
It turns out he was just looking in the mirror.
You could be sitting alone and still be the dumbest person in the room.
How do you know that a woman is about to say something smart?
She starts the sentence with ‘a man once said.’
I'm Canadian, and I admit we've done some stupid things. But we've never given nuclear launch codes to a literal retard.
You're so slow, the sped kid is your tutor.
USS Liberty. Never forget.
It was bombed and destroyed by the Israeli airforce. Thirty-four dead, 171 wounded. The official story says “accident,” yet an American flag was clearly visible on the ship.
Motive: An attempt to cut off our foreign intelligence on Israel? Blame the bombing on an Arab country?
Just imagine if any other nation bombed an American ship...
The president of the USA is so damn stupid. His mother must have taken Tylenol while she was pregnant with him, or something.