Intelligence jokes
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.
Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.
How do you make an idiot say how?
When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.
Your mama is so stupid, she put a ruler under her pillow to measure how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."