Intelligence jokes

What was the one test Stephen Hawking couldn't pass? The beep test.

I said I’m losing my mind. My friend said, “You didn’t have much to begin with.”

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.

Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.

If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.

The more people who like to eat Tide Pods, the less idiots we have in the world. 😁

I knew a guy who would always claim he had a buddy with an IQ of 1.

It turns out he was just looking in the mirror.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "He was a little tardy."

I replied to her, "I thought they all were."

Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.

Retards.

Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.

Your family is so messed up that they shared one brain cell to have you even exist.

Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.

Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.

Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow!

Yo mama so stupid, she shoved two AA batteries up her ass and started singing, "I’ve Got The Power!"

Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.

Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?

She couldn't find the 11.

Yo mama is so dumb that she went to the eye doctor just to buy an iPhone.