Intelligence jokes
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!
One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.
Your mama is so stupid, she put a ruler under her pillow to measure how long she slept.
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.
Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?
Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.
A long-haired child once took a bite of Chuck Norris's brain. He later became known as Albert Einstein.
Your family is so messed up that they shared one brain cell to have you even exist.
How do you make an idiot say how?
Putin is the only person whose country is bigger than his mind.
Yo Mama is so dumb, she works best when she is unemployed.
They say people can have a sharp mind. Yours is like a dull knitting needle.
Yo Mama so dumb, she needs 10 explanation bears to understand you.
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.