Intelligence jokes
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.
Memes
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.
Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
Average bee is 50x smarter than the smartest flat earther.
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.