Intelligence jokes
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there.
Average bee is 50x smarter than the smartest flat earther.
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
Wanna hear a joke? You thick.
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.