Intelligence jokes
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
Top G advice: You’re either a smart fella or a fart smella.
What does Marine stand for?
Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Expected.
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
Blondies.
Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!
If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.
You're so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded.
Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order.
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage.
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
The KGB, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary-General of the UN decides to set them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest, and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA people go in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that the rabbit does not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming.
The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling:
"Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.