Intelligence jokes

You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.

What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.

Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there.

Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.

Average bee is 50x smarter than the smartest flat earther.

You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.

Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!

Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"

Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"

Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.

Your mama is so stupid, she put a ruler under her pillow to measure how long she slept.

One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.

Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!

Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."

Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.

Why do men get great ideas in bed?

'Cause they are plugged into a genius!

Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.

What went up but never came down?

Stephen Hawking's IQ.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.

What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.